
(transcription of the comic below)
To PhD or not
To Phd...
That is the question.
Whether 'tis saner in
The mind to suffer the slights and putdowns of
Outra-geous faculty...
Or to take data despite advisor grumbles,
And by graduating, end them?
To graduate: to sleep; once more;
And, by a PhD to say
We end the back-ache
And thousand financial debts that
Grads are heir to.
'Tis a commencement
Devoutly to be wished
To graduate; to sleep...
To nap; perchance
To dream...